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Joanie: When's he coming home? Rick: As soon as they can replace him... I cannot believe this kid! how could we have raised such a total screw-up? Joanie: Well, at least he didn't kill anyone. Rick: Joanie, could you possibly set the bar any lower?
Killing someone would actually mark him as competent in some peopleâs eyes. Wouldnât matter if it was friendly fire, either. Just ask Pat Tillman. Or Deborah Jeane Palfrey. Or Mike Connell. Or Adamo Bove.
Joanie sets the bar pretty low. Recall that sheâs also JJâs mother â of course, she abandoned JJ when JJ was pretty little. And JJ has paid us all back! With Zeke. What a family.
I think corcho99 has called it. Redfern can portray himself as a veteran, maybe even a war hero if he spins it right (and the press doesnât do its homework). Get on this, Trudeau â itâs your next great plot twist! REDFERN FOR CONGRESS â10!
I know everyone likes to say that one party is as bad as the other, but letâs go down the list:
Dems
Rangel- lost chairmanship while impending investigation
Edwards- out of politics and life in general
Massa- out
Paterson- will not run, would be up for election
Spitzer- out
McGreevey- out
Clinton- impeached for a blow job
Reps
Vitter- still in Senate
Ensign- still in Senate
Sanford- still governor
Foley- out (hitting on juveniles)
Craig- had to be voted out
Is one party worse than the other? I leave it to others to make their own judgmentâŚ
I know everyone likes to say that one party is as bad as the other, but letâs go down the list:
Dems
Rangel- lost chairmanship while impending investigation
Edwards- out of politics and life in general
Massa- out
Paterson- will not run, would be up for election
Spitzer- out
McGreevey- out
Clinton- impeached for a blow job
Reps
Vitter- still in Senate
Ensign- still in Senate
Sanford- still governor
Foley- out (hitting on juveniles)
Craig- had to be voted out
Is one party worse than the other? I leave it to others to make their own judgmentâŚ
You are very astute! l like your thinking! Agree with you.. Dems or GOP, spin âem on a dime both come up the same!
The Reps have people who remain in office, whereas the Dems tend to have people tossed out. There is a positive vs. negative relationship going here which is important to pay attention to. (Since I guess I have to spell it out.)
Difference in the parties? One runs on family values and then does the same family devaluing as the other party. Does TOTAL hypocrisy count as a difference?
@montessoriteacher, that is the best, most succinct description of what Clinton did that Iâve ever seen. Puts things in perspective. But really unacceptable - too honest and blunt. Did he really deserve impeachment and all the rest??
Rina, montyâs summary was blunt, but it wasnât honest. Clinton was impeached for lying about his fun to Congress, not for doing it, although federal laws were also being broken by his âquid-pro-quoâ sexual adventures with his subordinate. Many folks in private industry have been fired for far less.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet⢠almost 15 years ago
Will they be able to find a replacement?
Steve Bartholomew almost 15 years ago
Well, at least heâs not on drugs.
FriscoLou almost 15 years ago
Joanieâs such a great Mom. Donât worry the boy will make you proud.
yyyguy almost 15 years ago
âwell at least he didnât kill anyone.â to which i can only say, âyet.â
corcho99 almost 15 years ago
This kid would be perfect for Congress, either party.
randgrithr almost 15 years ago
Killing someone would actually mark him as competent in some peopleâs eyes. Wouldnât matter if it was friendly fire, either. Just ask Pat Tillman. Or Deborah Jeane Palfrey. Or Mike Connell. Or Adamo Bove.
FriscoLou almost 15 years ago
Didnât Jeff whack a Talaban before, when he accidentally fired off a Predator?
Potrzebie almost 15 years ago
the kid will come back and join Cheneyâs newest think tank. He showâs talent.
mjlew01 almost 15 years ago
Refern is the GOPâs poster boy for Privatizing the military.
diggitt almost 15 years ago
Joanie sets the bar pretty low. Recall that sheâs also JJâs mother â of course, she abandoned JJ when JJ was pretty little. And JJ has paid us all back! With Zeke. What a family.
babka Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Laura Bush killed someone. And Pretzledent George Bush Jr. killed a lot a lot a lot a lot of people.
he was a âYetâ waiting to happen in his cheerleading yearsâŚ.
rayannina almost 15 years ago
I think corcho99 has called it. Redfern can portray himself as a veteran, maybe even a war hero if he spins it right (and the press doesnât do its homework). Get on this, Trudeau â itâs your next great plot twist! REDFERN FOR CONGRESS â10!
montessoriteacher almost 15 years ago
I know everyone likes to say that one party is as bad as the other, but letâs go down the list:
Dems Rangel- lost chairmanship while impending investigation Edwards- out of politics and life in general Massa- out Paterson- will not run, would be up for election Spitzer- out McGreevey- out Clinton- impeached for a blow job
Reps Vitter- still in Senate Ensign- still in Senate Sanford- still governor Foley- out (hitting on juveniles) Craig- had to be voted out
Is one party worse than the other? I leave it to others to make their own judgmentâŚ
POPPA1956 almost 15 years ago
âAt least he didnât kill anyone important.â
skybluesally almost 15 years ago
joanne must take responsibilty!! To paraphrase Hunter S Thompson, all her chickens are coming home to roost⌠Woahh!!! They are goddamn vultures!!
skybluesally almost 15 years ago
montessoriteacher said, about 2 hours ago
I know everyone likes to say that one party is as bad as the other, but letâs go down the list:
Dems Rangel- lost chairmanship while impending investigation Edwards- out of politics and life in general Massa- out Paterson- will not run, would be up for election Spitzer- out McGreevey- out Clinton- impeached for a blow job
Reps Vitter- still in Senate Ensign- still in Senate Sanford- still governor Foley- out (hitting on juveniles) Craig- had to be voted out
Is one party worse than the other? I leave it to others to make their own judgmentâŚ
You are very astute! l like your thinking! Agree with you.. Dems or GOP, spin âem on a dime both come up the same!
parethed almost 15 years ago
Redfern will probably wind up as one of Nobamaâs CzarsâŚunaccountable to the voting citizens of the USâŚ
montessoriteacher almost 15 years ago
Looks some people didnât pay attention in Reading and Math class. Too bad.
BigDog00 almost 15 years ago
Iâm sure he was a cute baby!
montessoriteacher almost 15 years ago
The Reps have people who remain in office, whereas the Dems tend to have people tossed out. There is a positive vs. negative relationship going here which is important to pay attention to. (Since I guess I have to spell it out.)
jpozenel almost 15 years ago
He gives new meaning to the word irreplaceable.
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
Difference in the parties? One runs on family values and then does the same family devaluing as the other party. Does TOTAL hypocrisy count as a difference?
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
Setting the bar lower: âAt least he doesnât draw cartoons for a living. â :)
RinaFarina almost 15 years ago
@montessoriteacher, that is the best, most succinct description of what Clinton did that Iâve ever seen. Puts things in perspective. But really unacceptable - too honest and blunt. Did he really deserve impeachment and all the rest??
Nemesys almost 15 years ago
Rina, montyâs summary was blunt, but it wasnât honest. Clinton was impeached for lying about his fun to Congress, not for doing it, although federal laws were also being broken by his âquid-pro-quoâ sexual adventures with his subordinate. Many folks in private industry have been fired for far less.