Burl changes his own oil—and pours the old oil down the storm drain. He still has that old bag of Chlordane pesticide that he uses on the garden. No bugs for him! His yard is so green because he uses 50 pounds of 13-13-13 on it three times a year. Even his driveway is green, hence the acid wash. No runoff concerns for him. And last but not least, he is a major source of atmospheric methane, a major greenhouse gas!
Look at that lout! He’s in shorts and soft shoes, but he’s wearing a mask and gloves! Bwahahahaha! Yeah, Burl, GARDENING is your PASSION! BWAHAHAHA! And if me grandmother had wheels she’d be a wagon! (with apologies to Montgomery Scott)
I see Burl has figured out most chemicals work best if you buy the industrial strength and don’t mix with water. Doe he not know the difference between gas mask and dust mask?’Swim the Hudson? I thought you could walk it the water is so thick.
mikie2 about 10 years ago
Burl changes his own oil—and pours the old oil down the storm drain. He still has that old bag of Chlordane pesticide that he uses on the garden. No bugs for him! His yard is so green because he uses 50 pounds of 13-13-13 on it three times a year. Even his driveway is green, hence the acid wash. No runoff concerns for him. And last but not least, he is a major source of atmospheric methane, a major greenhouse gas!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 10 years ago
Is Burl trying to kill Lava Rock? That figures, he has rocks in his head!
Laura Gildwarg about 10 years ago
Look at that lout! He’s in shorts and soft shoes, but he’s wearing a mask and gloves! Bwahahahaha! Yeah, Burl, GARDENING is your PASSION! BWAHAHAHA! And if me grandmother had wheels she’d be a wagon! (with apologies to Montgomery Scott)
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 10 years ago
Monsanto, you can’t sue; it’s satire!
imnormal about 10 years ago
I see Burl has figured out most chemicals work best if you buy the industrial strength and don’t mix with water. Doe he not know the difference between gas mask and dust mask?’Swim the Hudson? I thought you could walk it the water is so thick.
crabbear about 10 years ago
same stupid crap, over and over!
MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago
When did Marlene lose 50 pounds? Or did Joy gain, and it’s just an illusion from standing next to her? .Naw. Must just be a trick of perspective.
shamest Premium Member about 10 years ago
Burl take off the mask and inhale deeply. Join him Joy
jmcx4 about 10 years ago
I’ve ‘fogged’ inside the house a few times. Got me sent outside, too.
Spooky D Cat about 10 years ago
Ummm…I think Burl’s real passion is eating.