The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 28, 2014
September 27, 2014
September 29, 2014
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Gladys: Let's see...did I forget anything? Gladys: Suntan lotion, nail polish, toothpaste, nail file, tweezers, sunglasses... Gladys: Eyebrow pencil, hand sanitizer, sewing kit, moisturizer, eye shadow, deodorant, cellphone, charger, checkbook, wallet... Gladys: First aid kit, perfume, hairspray, hairbrush, aspirin, tissues, keys, compact, lipstick, breath mints... Gladys: Well, I think that's everything I'll need. Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Are you packing for a trip, Gladys? Gladys: No - I bought a new purse and I want to load it with all the essentials!
flyertom about 10 years ago
I call my wife’s purse “The Abyss”.
Aussie Down Under about 10 years ago
My wife’s handbag is so heavy she really needs to enlist the help of a pack horse.
kismet1018 about 10 years ago
She forgot tissue paper! I was on a lunch break when a teenager tried to steal a woman’s purse. The purse had a long strap. The owner started swinging that purse and it caught the kid with an uppercut. Kid was TKO’ed
danlarios about 10 years ago
where’s the beef!!!
Jim Kerner about 10 years ago
She’s teaching Hurricane how to stuff, I mean pack a purse.
No New Wars almost 2 years ago
…spectacles screwdriver and screws, adjustable spanner, my spare tablets, Filofax, spare batteries, plasters, trolley pound, credit and debit and loyalty cards, work id and lanyard, pen and pencil…