The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 28, 2014
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Gladys: Let's see...did I forget anything? Gladys: Suntan lotion, nail polish, toothpaste, nail file, tweezers, sunglasses... Gladys: Eyebrow pencil, hand sanitizer, sewing kit, moisturizer, eye shadow, deodorant, cellphone, charger, checkbook, wallet... Gladys: First aid kit, perfume, hairspray, hairbrush, aspirin, tissues, keys, compact, lipstick, breath mints... Gladys: Well, I think that's everything I'll need. Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Are you packing for a trip, Gladys? Gladys: No - I bought a new purse and I want to load it with all the essentials!
She forgot tissue paper! I was on a lunch break when a teenager tried to steal a woman’s purse. The purse had a long strap. The owner started swinging that purse and it caught the kid with an uppercut. Kid was TKO’ed