Garfield: Salad can't be trusted.
May 14, 2024
According to you, Garfield.
Bring in the SWAT team
Salads are boring too.
Here is my joke for the day:Why did the vegetarian (like Clark Kent) toss his salad.Because he wasn’t eating cookies.
Salad can’t be trusted….
A collaborator!
But lasagna can. Lol
I think that you can always trust a vegetable, as they have no ulterior motive.
The fruit and dip keeps them in check.
That’s why you need to put some googly eyes on the salad, so you know where it stands . . .
I trust a salad if it comes with Thousand Island Dressing!.Any salad, almost…
Lettuce prey?
Arm yourself with ranch dressing.
Garfield would eat it if it was still alive and growing.
And neither can Garfield.
no, it cannot
I think this is a low point for the strip
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
According to you, Garfield.
E.S.K. almost 10 years ago
Bring in the SWAT team
dustspecks Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Salads are boring too.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Here is my joke for the day:Why did the vegetarian (like Clark Kent) toss his salad.Because he wasn’t eating cookies.
davesoup1972 almost 10 years ago
Salad can’t be trusted….
RangerFish almost 10 years ago
A collaborator!
Aaron Saltzer almost 10 years ago
But lasagna can. Lol
pcolli almost 10 years ago
I think that you can always trust a vegetable, as they have no ulterior motive.
Lomax9er7 almost 10 years ago
The fruit and dip keeps them in check.
rubisco2 almost 10 years ago
That’s why you need to put some googly eyes on the salad, so you know where it stands . . .
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
I trust a salad if it comes with Thousand Island Dressing!.Any salad, almost…
JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Lettuce prey?
glowing-steak32 almost 10 years ago
Arm yourself with ranch dressing.
jimboylan almost 10 years ago
Garfield would eat it if it was still alive and growing.
victorialiubackup7 almost 7 years ago
And neither can Garfield.
garfieldlover about 5 years ago
no, it cannot
V I C E over 3 years ago
I think this is a low point for the strip