Since texting is such an important part of the mating ritual, it stands to reason that people who text best, are more likely to meet partners and reproduce. I can see where this will eventually lead to a race of strong-thumbed individuals.
So it is the future. Two teenaged boys watch as a teenaged girl walks by. One boy nudges the other, “Get a load of the thumbs on *her*”
Purple Morpho 2015 about 10 years ago
That’s hilarious!
librisleo about 10 years ago
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Sooner or later some birdie is going to call you bluff son.
jtviper7 about 10 years ago
And they do math in school with the calculator….on their cell phone.
dflak about 10 years ago
Since texting is such an important part of the mating ritual, it stands to reason that people who text best, are more likely to meet partners and reproduce. I can see where this will eventually lead to a race of strong-thumbed individuals.
So it is the future. Two teenaged boys watch as a teenaged girl walks by. One boy nudges the other, “Get a load of the thumbs on *her*”
ossiningaling about 10 years ago
Yikes! Does this guy work for the Ministry of Silly Walks?
librisleo about 10 years ago
You’re very welcome!