Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 10, 2014

But the bride looks so funny in that dress!

Wait till you see how small the limo is.

Is it a three ring ceremony?

In this ceremony laughing is encouraged; just hold the ears for later.

that’s because ’ Clowns ’ Are suppose to be scary.

Didn’t work out too well. First, everything at the reception tasted funny. Then, she spoiled the honeymoon when she laughed.

Wait until the pie fight at the reception. Cake doesn’t fly as well.

Remember: Chuckles bites the Dust from The Mary Tyler Moore show? During the eulogy when everybody was laughing but Mary wasn’t? The priest asked Mary to stand up and laugh for Chuckles, because he didn’t like tears. Instead, she bawled like a baby. Clowns want to make people laugh and if they don’t, then they’re sad. No, I was never a clown. But, I do like to tell jokes.

Coulrophobia.