Close to Home by John McPherson for March 17, 2010

I got nuthin’…

I guess this is going the way of the rupert murdoch model, for subscribers only….

If I don’t see this strip, I going to go “Close To The Edge”!

Is not here the new Close?

Oh I got plenty of nothing

I see it today, I couldn’t see them Monday

it was over for him when the green honker hung for couple seconds on her cheek and then slowly oozed directly into her wine thus spoiling the delicate aroma

Gross!

I see no problem………except for a very slight deficiency in social graces……..

Now I see the comic. What I meant by going to go “close to the edge” is I was about go postal (nuts) if I didn’t see today’s strip! As for today’s strip, this guy has own little private reality show!

Every woman’s nightmare- ;-)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

He’s wrong in so many ways, I doubt the review will help him at all.

Now just edit out the “up” at the end of that, and draw the TV slightly differently, and you get one seriously dirty “Close-To-Home”!

If Milt needs a video, he’s too dense to ever be successful. Or, whom ever he WOULD have a successful date with would be

Milt is beyond Miss Manner’s help.

The biggest screwup is having your friend following you around with a camera on all your dates.