Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 29, 2014
August 28, 2014
September 04, 2014
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Superhero With Omnipotent Powers! This Week: ENTER the Purse Thief! God-Man assumes his secret identity, Milton Baxter, accountant. Boss: Milton, you're LATE, you bumbling boob! God-Man: Sorry, Chief! Suddenly -- Susanne: OH! Voice: A purse snatcher! God-Man: Milton Baxter can't do much to help Susanne, but GOD-MAN can! God-Man finds a nearby closet... God-Man: Now to the rescue! EXIT Criminal: Heh-heh! Looks like I got away! God-Man: Think again, fiend! God-Man asserts his OMNIPOTENCE powers over all time and space... And reverts the universe back FOUR BILLION YEARS to when the Earth's PRIMORDIAL SOUP was ripe for fermenting THE GENESIS OF LIFE, thus re-shuffling the CHAIN OF EVOLUTION of life to come. God-Man: Now to resume my Milton Baxter identity and wait...
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step2006 over 10 years ago
According to believers, God is not omnipotent enough to defend himself, he need bigots to figh for him.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 10 years ago
God’s plan needs every ant pulling its weight. Back to the drawing board.
tomfromthe50s Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hay, this is a rerun! You aren’t going to go “All Fuzzy” on us, are you?!
dougsathome over 10 years ago
How about just making us all perfect, like God supposedly is?
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
Rather extreme solution, but I guess 4 billion years isn’t much to a god. His suit held up well.
steverinoCT over 10 years ago
Shouldn’t he just go back 4000 years or so, and scoop up a different handful of dust?
steverinoCT over 10 years ago
…or he could go back 40 million years or so and step on a butterfly.
Piksea Premium Member over 10 years ago
If only!
jpozenel over 10 years ago
I didn’t see that coming! Great twist!
MrsSnape over 10 years ago
Hee hee hee! These God-Man strips are the best!!!
ickymungmung over 10 years ago
Milton Baxter! I knew it! I just knew it!
gocomicscomptime over 10 years ago
The Clockmaker has found a Loophole!
Praise!