Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 29, 2014

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Superhero With Omnipotent Powers! This Week: ENTER the Purse Thief! God-Man assumes his secret identity, Milton Baxter, accountant. Boss: Milton, you're LATE, you bumbling boob! God-Man: Sorry, Chief! Suddenly -- Susanne: OH! Voice: A purse snatcher! God-Man: Milton Baxter can't do much to help Susanne, but GOD-MAN can! God-Man finds a nearby closet... God-Man: Now to the rescue! EXIT Criminal: Heh-heh! Looks like I got away! God-Man: Think again, fiend! God-Man asserts his OMNIPOTENCE powers over all time and space... And reverts the universe back FOUR BILLION YEARS to when the Earth's PRIMORDIAL SOUP was ripe for fermenting THE GENESIS OF LIFE, thus re-shuffling the CHAIN OF EVOLUTION of life to come. God-Man: Now to resume my Milton Baxter identity and wait...