La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 20, 2010

C’mon, Ernesto. Not just the United States, but every country has a Census. Am I right, people commenting after me?

People that are worried about the census are the identical morons that thought W should record every phone conversation to keep them safe.

Too many morons = Too many missed census counts.

I once had to explain to a Russian immigrant to the U.S. that she was supposed to check “Caucasian” even though she was from Kiev and not the Caucuses.

I just filled out my census form. I wanted to check German-English-Polish-American, but the only choice they gave me was “white”. To be accurate, I’m more of an orangey-pink, but that wasn’t a checkbox either.

(I used to say that the solution to white/black relations in the U.S. was to call us the pinkies and the brownies. Who could get upset about that? But nobody ever listens to me.)

:-)

Oh, well, Get rid of all the legislators if no one sends in the forms.

Thanks, Shy, but don’t be a skinist!