Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 25, 2014

Seems fitting to me.

My initials are SCB. No way am I going to let a child of mine have its initials be SOB.

Next, Pig, give Rat the first two letters of “funnel.”

Or the first three letters of “post”

@TEMPLO my brother’s initials are ASOB and mine are DSOB. Somehow it never got mentioned by anyone else.

My girlfriend’s initials are KGB… she didn’t even notice until recently…

Son of a gun! What rotten luck ol’ Pig has! —Why do you so relish persecuting him, Cartoon-Boy?

When I grew up I wanted to a land owner so I could be an Esquire; then I could tell the girls that I was SAFEsq to be with. They always squired off and punch me.

OMG . . What a sob story . . . .

That dumb Pig finally got something right.

I don’t understand that, could you pleasetell me in two words…Thanks, EM

And then there was the brat whose mother called him an SOB. He replied, “What does that make YOU?”

so many fights happen because of misunderstandings. poor pig is simply a victim of proper spelling and knee jerk reactions from a filthy rodent. BUT i blame goat for making pig turn around to spell when there was no need for it at all.

The people I feel sorry for are the ones who have the initials B.S,; they always seem to live down to them because they were so full of the solid waste of a bovine.

Good one.

In pig’s defense rat is a s.o.b

Classic.

My Mum used to test me on my spelling and times tables every morning when she took me to school.

xxx

So why was Rat so angry? He already knows that!

Man, talk about killing the messenger…

A spelling test with 3-letter words? Most unlikely.

I don’t get this…

Unfortunate choice of a name for an automobile: KIA (which means “Killed In Action”). The same company often spells it with a Greek letter Lamda, with the inverted V instead of A. So it gives KIL again.

The next two words are BAM and the first letter of flare.

I don’t get it

This on my bday :|