Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 07, 2014

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  almost 10 years ago

    Can and will are two different things

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    Observer fo Irony  almost 10 years ago

    You can not teach an old dragon new tricks but you can teach old tricks with new twists.

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    ArfArf88  almost 10 years ago

    Fire-proof clothes!

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    jvbowman58  almost 10 years ago

    Lie down worked – after a fashion.

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    ladykat  almost 10 years ago

    Broil, grill, BBQ

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    rgcviper  almost 10 years ago

    As I often say …

    “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”

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    neverenoughgold  almost 10 years ago

    You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Girl, we couldn’t get much higher

    Come on dragon, light my fire Come on dragon, light my fire Try to set the night on fire.with apologies to Robby Krieger, The Doors, and Jose Feliciano…

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  almost 10 years ago

    dzw3030 said, @rgcviper .*“taste good with ketchup.”” Obviously, an American dragon…".ALL dragons appreciate ketchup

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    meg_grif  almost 10 years ago

    Did that dragon just go between?

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    artsudz  almost 10 years ago

    So dragon training is just like cat training, but with fire breath.

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