The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for September 29, 2014

Good thing they’re not by the ocean. Everyone would be trying to push them into the water to save them.

Oh come on this is too easy, comments will write themselves!Five years from now when they are in the Dermatologist office….trust me on this one, I lived my whole life at the beach in So Cal.Grew up in Newport, lived in Huntington Beach when we had kids, and moved to the NW 20 years ago. Not fun when he brings out the liquid nitrogen!

Verla & Joy – pillars of their community.

Yeah… being the same size as Joy or Verla…. what a piece of luck.

I’m sure if that admiring stranger would spend the next 10 years ingesting a Darwin-sisters-worthy pile of Ding-Dongs, Little Debbies, french fries, and frozen lasagna, she too, could wear their size.

But I hope she wouldn’t expect our girls to share…

whether it’s little Debbies or beach coverups…. they both missed that day of kindergarten.

Speaking of sweets….but of course, this one has no sugar, fat or calories…just good wishes….

It’s your birthday, Mikie? Well, Happy Birthday, and many happy returns of the day!

I was out at the Fort Bend County Fair on Saturday and saw some of their cousins getting ready for the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo in February. As red as they are getting, they might try to enter as Red Brangus but likely will get eliminated early since they are, IMHO, in the “utility beef” quality level. Maybe they’d have more luck over in the porker category.

Not “BURNED ENOUGH?” I wonder how long it is before they shower. OUCH!!!I have seen a lot of red people at the beach, I told one man he was getting a little red once, but he didn’t see it. No you don’t until it’s too late. I don’t like the sun I have to be under the umbrella or some kind of shade.

Oh durn-dang-dingies & shuckie-darns!! There just went my breakfast!!

I see they haven’t been in the pool yet. Half the water hasn’t been displaced. .Orbenjawell! I bet i can take care of your lunch, too. Just imagine what Verla’s doing with her right hand. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

They may be fortunate to be the same size, but it is certainly not fortunate for the rest of us.

I think I’m going to puck now, and then rip my eyes out!

HAPPYBIRTHDAYMIKIE!I didn’t get any advanced notice.

If Verl is trying to catch her man, why isn’t she wearing a two piece? I understand why Joy isn’t, Burl would not approve of risqué apparel attracting stares from strange men. There is no such thing as a strange man to Verl.

Re: today’s theme.. Happy Birthday!

Mikie… you’re quite welcome!I’m just glad I remembered!

Sure glad neither is wearing a thong…..!