Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for September 12, 2014

And now you know why I refer to her as Mistress Rita.

Hmmm… what sort of logic is that?

I must have a time machine…. They haven’t yet implemented that change, but I think that, in the past, I’ve bought some of their future products.

You and Microsoft…and GM; they are the ones who do the ice bucket challenge and are lovin it.

In other words your user base is people who play Flappy Bird!

I’ve heard of Angry Birds, never heard of Flappy Bird.

This explains so much.