La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 17, 2014

(Shakes head).

I dunno, with all those Muslim prayer soccer jerseys (made by Adidas, no less!) they’re finding along the border these days, maybe Robert Rodriguez has another hit on his hands.

Careful, agrestic, they’ll take you seriously. Some people have no sense of humor, and wouldn’t find the silhouette in the middle panel at all funny.

That isn’t even the most bizarre thing Rush has actually said. You can’t make something up to ridicule him, he has already outpaced you.

As I thought, some people have no sense of humor. Trying to get people who have a different point of view banned is pathetic.

Rush doesn’t seem to mind the brown skinned little boys in the Dominican Republic that he ‘frolics’ with every now and then. Some people say……

Once again, indie’s on his campaign to silence folks he doesn’t agree with, this time by trying to be Terms and Conditions Cop. What is it that you hate about free expression, indie? And let’s see, expressions of hate and bigotry? Well, you seem to do pretty smashingly on that front, with your constant smearing and vitrioling. Not to mention folks like dzw or mdavis (especially mdavis). So why not direct this at them? Hmmm? Consistency not your thing?

And why leap to Limbaugh’s defense? The man’s a certified, unrepentant racist, sexist, homophobic, fear-mongering bigot. There’s not even any controversy around that characterization. Perhaps in real life you prefer to go by the appellation “dittothink”?

By the way, it’s absolutely true that some people say that thing about Rush and Dominican boys, so tallguy’s in the clear by your suddenly nitpicky standards.

I’ll end (for now) with this: it’s remarkable how different the tone of the conversation in this forum is today vs. yesterday. I think I’ve isolated the variable…

ONCE AGAIN, AGRESTIC IS NOT TALKING ABOUT LALO’S STRIP, BUT ME.

You do realize you’re shouting like a loon throughout this post, right? Once again, here’s a formatting guide if you’d like to come across slightly more sophisticated-like.

And yep, I’m replying to your post and asking you some questions. I notice the only thing you said about my initial post today was that it’s apparently against the T&C to link to a snarky news post. Why did you just start in on that today of all days? Saving up your rage from yesterday?

As far as hate and bigotry, you, dzw, and mdavis are masters of it. Not just hurling it against Alcaraz but also against classes of people. Straight-up bigoted remarks, even. So yes, your buds have posted violations, if you’re going to go by that T&C you quoted. This is a statement of fact. And yet you have never seen fit to say anything to your right-wing buds. Like I said, it don’t seem like consistency’s your thing.

Let’s for argument’s sake say that Limbaugh has never, ever uttered the word “swarthy.” Even if (big if) that is the case, he has uttered all manner of other offensive statements. Like these. Or these. (I wonder if you’ll actually visit those links.) There’s a reason more and more sponsors and stations are dropping his show. So yes, I do have incontrovertible evidence of it. It’s been documented over and over and over again on the web. I’ve given you a head start. And if you’d like to know more, I urge you to go forth and Google.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT (AND WE KNOW WHICH), I’D DEFEND YOU AGAINST LIES.

Considering that you have regularly been caught in inconsistencies here, yeah, “we” do know which. I base my outlook on evidence, and you’ve provided plenty.

YES, IT DID HAVE ALL THE BITING COMMENTARY OF A RETIREMENT VILLAGE LUNCHEON. AMAZING HOW WELL FOLKS GET ALONG WITH OTHERS THAT THINK EXACTLY THE SAME.

This statement is laughable on its face. I regularly disagree with ORMouse, and she with me, for instance. But it’s quite interesting that you seem to valorize “biting commentary” when you’re the one doing the gnawing, but then you yelp and whine and try to silence folks when others snap back. Just another piece of evidence suggesting that at heart you’re a little bully who throws a tantrum every time he can’t get his way. Which puts you right on par with one Rush Limbaugh. The teachers must adore you.

By the way, what did you mean by “ALL THE BITING COMMENTARY OF A RETIREMENT VILLAGE LUNCHEON"? I’d say you’ve just added slanders against elders to your list of offenses.

ARGLEDYBLARGLEDYBOO!

Nothing to see there besides utter incoherence, so moving along…

JUST AS YOU’VE ACCUSED ME OF DOING. I’VE LEARNED TO IGNORE IT.

Hahahahahahahahaha! Is this opposite day?

IF IT’S ON THE WEB IT MUST BE TRUE.

You know, you can find true information on the internet. Or does it only count for you if it’s ink on dead trees? It’s really not difficult to dig up sound and video files of Limbaugh himself saying stuff, which is pretty close to a primary source.

This statement is laughable on its face.YOU AND OTHERS SAY I HAVE NO HUMOR – WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

There’s a difference between laughing at someone and laughing with them.

AH, NAME CALLING.

More like remote psychological diagnosis.

THOSE ARE SEDATE EVENTS.

I’ve seen some pretty biting commentary at retirement home luncheons (and yes, I’ve been to more than one). So what you are saying is not true.

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I must say, it’s been quite entertaining to see you get so bent out shape that you look like a pretzel today. But for your own sake, you might want to see your doctor about adjusting any medications you might be on.

“Um, just making a factless declarative statement is —useless.”You mean like “You are not anything like Lalo.”?

Considering all the evidence you’ve left lying around today, Night-Gaunt seems to have made a pretty well-founded statement.

But for your own sake, you might want to see your doctor about adjusting any medications you might be on.ACTUALLY, HE ASKED WHY I’M SO GLEEFUL TODAY.

Ah, I see. A manic episode. Welp, hope the comedown isn’t too hard.