How can you tell a power-hungry shape-shifting alien reptile bent on taking over the earth, from a run-of-the-mill republican congressman? Just asking.
You worry too much. Those nice men in trench coats told me everything’s alright. After all, they wouldn’t be in Washington if they didn’t know what they were doing.
How can you tell a power-hungry shape-shifting alien reptile bent on taking over the earth, from a run-of-the-mill republican congressman?
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Don’t you mean any politician for both the republican and the democrats do the same thing just one does it more in the light than the other “democrats does it more in the light”.
I hate to break it to some of you, but the current Democratic Administration is one of the least “in the light” (transparent, whatever) of all time.
That’s one of many reasons why I’m not involved in politics in any way, shape or form. The only thing that ever changes is which group is the exploiter and which group is the exploitee.
Several years ago, I had a classmate who was into conspiracy theories. She was convinced the “shadow governemnt” was dropping chemicals on everyone from the sky. (Toward what end, I do not know.) She knew it was so, because she could see the contrails behinds jets in the sky.
To further prove it, she took me outside the classroom and pointed to all these curious dark spots on the ground on the sidewalks at school. It was the spit-out gum of thousands of other students.
I scraped some up to show her it was gum. It still smelled like peppermint. She explained THEY do that on purpose to fool us. She insisted I go in and wash my hands a minimum of five times and ditto for the key I scraped it up with for fear of the CHEMICALS.
Remember that Stargate SG1 Episode where the guy was convinced for years the government had a secret way of traveling to other planets and was fighting off alien invasions with out telling anyone.
Eveyone though he was a crackpot, his wife left him, he was shunned by alll
then he actualy met the SG1 team..lol
Agent X once told Pam about his childhood, then sprayed her with some kind of memory-erasing chemical; he’ll probably to that to Brewster. Maybe he likes to talk about things now and then, even if he can’t let anyone remember the conversations.
margueritem over 14 years ago
The conspiracy grows deeper every minute…hip boots, please!
Pacejv over 14 years ago
…and I thought rubbers were just for family planning.
SplendensPluviaNemus over 14 years ago
A grand unified conspiracy theory. An interesting thought. Anyone got a book deal on it yet?
zero over 14 years ago
I believe it was Albert Belle-Einstein who first posited the Unified Conspiracy Theory*. Then he chased it down the street & threw a shoe at it.
extremely obscure yet esoteric reference
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
Never mind the hip boots, Marg, pass the chest-waders!
woodwork over 14 years ago
suspicions confirmed at long last!
ChiehHsia over 14 years ago
How can you tell a power-hungry shape-shifting alien reptile bent on taking over the earth, from a run-of-the-mill republican congressman? Just asking.
cloud2 over 14 years ago
Nice! So if this page suddenly goes blank tomorrow, we’ll know why. Not who, but at least why.
pdchapin over 14 years ago
The power-hungry shape-shifting alien reptile bent on taking over the earth is less annoying.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
You worry too much. Those nice men in trench coats told me everything’s alright. After all, they wouldn’t be in Washington if they didn’t know what they were doing.
pdeason2 over 14 years ago
Orgelspieler said, 41 minutes ago
How can you tell a power-hungry shape-shifting alien reptile bent on taking over the earth, from a run-of-the-mill republican congressman? —————————————————————————– Don’t you mean any politician for both the republican and the democrats do the same thing just one does it more in the light than the other “democrats does it more in the light”.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Conspiracier and conspiracier …
Trukzut over 14 years ago
That’s It!! Where’s my bleeep tinfoil hat!
wicky over 14 years ago
The plot sickens.
PappyFiddle over 14 years ago
I think we’ve come to the dark side of the farce.
Varnes over 14 years ago
Should Agent X be giving out secrets like that to Brewster? Not that brewster will remember it very long….
Rakkav over 14 years ago
I hate to break it to some of you, but the current Democratic Administration is one of the least “in the light” (transparent, whatever) of all time.
That’s one of many reasons why I’m not involved in politics in any way, shape or form. The only thing that ever changes is which group is the exploiter and which group is the exploitee.
Robert Maxell Premium Member over 14 years ago
Several years ago, I had a classmate who was into conspiracy theories. She was convinced the “shadow governemnt” was dropping chemicals on everyone from the sky. (Toward what end, I do not know.) She knew it was so, because she could see the contrails behinds jets in the sky.
To further prove it, she took me outside the classroom and pointed to all these curious dark spots on the ground on the sidewalks at school. It was the spit-out gum of thousands of other students.
I scraped some up to show her it was gum. It still smelled like peppermint. She explained THEY do that on purpose to fool us. She insisted I go in and wash my hands a minimum of five times and ditto for the key I scraped it up with for fear of the CHEMICALS.
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Ah, the old, “divide and conquer” ploy!
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
his hands in his pockets?
Remember that Stargate SG1 Episode where the guy was convinced for years the government had a secret way of traveling to other planets and was fighting off alien invasions with out telling anyone. Eveyone though he was a crackpot, his wife left him, he was shunned by alll then he actualy met the SG1 team..lol
cwreenactor over 14 years ago
That’s just as I suspected. And I am not paranoid. They are all out to get me!!!
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
It’s all true, ya know!
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Brewster has his own built-in self-actuating neuralizer.
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
Agent X once told Pam about his childhood, then sprayed her with some kind of memory-erasing chemical; he’ll probably to that to Brewster. Maybe he likes to talk about things now and then, even if he can’t let anyone remember the conversations.
jpozenel over 14 years ago
My head feels like it’s going to explode!