@Josh1360: Who do I look like, Samanha Stevens (or Sabrina Spellman)? My magic have a limited effect on mystical beings! On the other hand, it DOES have a lasting effect on humans! So call me a “pathetic pixie” once more and I’ll use it to shrink you do downt to my level, you moronic mortal!
What you have to do is grab them by the heels, sping them around over your head and throw them as far as you can. It doesn’t hurt them but it gets them dizzy enough that they can’t find their way back soon. Thanks to Ron Weasley (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets) for that helpful hint.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Those gnomes are on a roll!
carmy over 14 years ago
They’re psycho! I wonder if and how Lio will retaliate.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Those gnomes need to be taken down! They are a menace to free-spirited boys!
CaraMartelli over 14 years ago
Bloody gnomes!
DoctorMoreau over 14 years ago
Obviously Lio has tinker gnomes, or possibly Kender.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
At the end of the second period, Gnomes-2 Lio-0
pbarnrob over 14 years ago
Time to call out the exterminators!
xangatom over 14 years ago
I’m loving the garden gnomes!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
Tink Me, they’re at it again! I thought you turned them into yard mushrooms yesterday! Some pathetic pixie you are!
Little Miss Tink over 14 years ago
@Josh1360: Who do I look like, Samanha Stevens (or Sabrina Spellman)? My magic have a limited effect on mystical beings! On the other hand, it DOES have a lasting effect on humans! So call me a “pathetic pixie” once more and I’ll use it to shrink you do downt to my level, you moronic mortal!
cdward over 14 years ago
What you have to do is grab them by the heels, sping them around over your head and throw them as far as you can. It doesn’t hurt them but it gets them dizzy enough that they can’t find their way back soon. Thanks to Ron Weasley (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets) for that helpful hint.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
This means war.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
How about a game of ring toss?
TheDOCTOR over 14 years ago
OhNo,They’re BORED! QUICK, Somebody book a flight That’ll keep ‘em outta trouble.
catqueen over 14 years ago
@Josh1360: channeling Jenks?
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
They’re no so bad once you get to gnome…
Trukzut over 14 years ago
Aint there a travelocity ad playing somewhwere?
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
@catqueen: Who’s “Jenks”?
crispos over 14 years ago
Time to ask Cybil for help.
tg464 over 14 years ago
Josh 1360, Jenks is a pixie in a series of novels by Kim Harrison. Check them out.
chromosome Premium Member over 14 years ago
Wow! That’s one humungous phone!
warreno over 14 years ago
Gnoooooooooomes!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
@tg464: Gee, thanks!
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Lio needs help. Gnome man is an island.
Godfreydaniel over 14 years ago
Itisme, possibly, or maybe related to the Gnobody Gnomes in Xanth? The shocking thing is that a high-tech family like Lio and his dad has a land line!
Rolf Rykken Premium Member over 14 years ago
Could they do that with a mobile phone?
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
Lio’s getting hosed. What day’s the payback?
tigerdude over 14 years ago
that’s why i never answer the phone! Gnomes-1 Joe-1…….hmmmmm………on to the third quarter
comixmaster1000 over 14 years ago
A little early for April Fool’s Day, are we?