Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 22, 2010

Hmm, has he just created a depressed life-long loser or an obsessed life-long over-achiever?

Either way, BAD DADDY! BAD!

yes, don’t follow your dreams, sit your @ss in a chair and cast judgments on others while smugly reading the newspaper…..

that’s a first, me agreeing with old buster crabbe!

lessee, how can I make this inflammatory?…..uh…..ok, got it…..

..and I’ll bet that as he sits there in that chair, he is wearing a holstered, fully loaded 9mm glock on his hip and I suppose YOU will defend to your death his right to wear it!

that should ruffle a feather or two

“Bang, bang my Daddy shot me down.” (Extinguishing flame at point of entry, hawks. But stick to your guns.) :) :)

If the kid would just keep his room clean, this would never happen. Dad bought him a bulldozer, it’s up to him to learn how to use it. (This is sarcasm. Read the W. C. Fields Child Care manual. )

@nighthawks – I think if Buster Crabbe had thought that way, *he* wouldn’t have been an Olympic medalist.

Sarcasm–breakfast of champions (Bet he’s on the Wheaties Box)

did anyone happen to notice that this is the COMICS (=ironic, =counterfactual, =funny, etc). it’s not the news; actually, no person’s life has been been harmed.