B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 25, 2014

That must be a black clam because he sure is not silent as a clam.

I looked at a necklace recently, shopping for something for my wife. It had one large, dark pearl. It was $900.

I liked it. I didn’t like it that much. Now I’m wondering if it was a standard pearl left on display in a hookah bar.

Clams got livers?

Clams can smoke! Clams get drunk!

Guess clams aren’t happy until they’re drunk.

A stewed clam perhaps?

Definitely not silence of the clams…

Looks like she’s reliving the ’70s. Big Hair?

Thought pearls came from oysters, not clams. And since clams are money in B.C., what do you charge the calm for a martini?