Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 27, 2014

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    nosirrom  about 10 years ago

    A shovel, paper bags, and lighter fluid.

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    sbchamp  about 10 years ago

    New use for that 9 iron

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    If his neighbor’s dog was a Cane Corsi then the shovel will be the proper tool to follow the dog around and hope you do not become his next meal.

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    GeorgeJohnson  about 10 years ago

    Depends on the business.I wouldn’t stand for my neighbor’s dog to open a lemonade stand. But if he were doing taxes on the side, that’d be OK.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 10 years ago

    Pay the neighbor for the fertilizer

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    neverenoughgold  about 10 years ago

    I’m sure his business will soon be picking up…

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    boldyuma  about 10 years ago

    Neighbor had a small Red Irish Setter..After the dogs deposit on my lawn I asked him..“How can a dog with such a skinny butt drop a deuce that big? "

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