My Mom used to ask me in July what I wanted for Christmas. By September when I had actually thought of a few things she would tell me she was already done shopping.
When my wife asks me what I want for Christmas, I reply, “I don’t need anything.” She usually comes back with. “I didn’t ask you what you need ; I asked you what you want.”
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 10 years ago
She should leave him some coal just for being greedy.Though knowing Jason, he’ll find a way to use the coal for evil purposes.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Did Jason add anything for his alter ego Don Iguan? Like a new suit or a disco ball for the bedroom?
neatslob Premium Member almost 10 years ago
My Mom used to ask me in July what I wanted for Christmas. By September when I had actually thought of a few things she would tell me she was already done shopping.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 10 years ago
A wish list is just that, a wish. So wish in one hand and… Oh well, you know which hand gets full first.
dflak almost 10 years ago
When my wife asks me what I want for Christmas, I reply, “I don’t need anything.” She usually comes back with. “I didn’t ask you what you need ; I asked you what you want.”
I usually reply, “New socks.”
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
Careful what you wish for…
Doctor11 almost 10 years ago
And as usual, Jason won’t get even HALF of the things he wanted.
hendrix_david almost 10 years ago
Pearls Before Swine?
JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago
If neatslob’s mom was good she would have got the hot items before they sold out!