Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 30, 2010

Just point your hood downward and pop the chute….

^Spoken like a true AIRBORNE.

Every time the road branches, take the smaller one.

You did pack your own chute, right?

That’s like asking, “How do I get down from an elephant?” Everyone knows you can’t get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck!

“One day I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.”

“And how do you get down from a duck?”

“Oh, that’s easy, they’re just little short things. They’re much easier to get down from than an elephant!”

Lets see, do I owe Ronnie Corbett of “The Two Ronnies” for that joke, or was that from “Dave Allen At Large”? I can’t remember which at the moment.

We gotta get out of this place If it’s the last thing we ever do. We gotta get out of this place ‘cause girl, there’s a better life for me and you… ~The Animals

Sorry stranger, but ya cain’t git there from here!

Well if you guys insist:

Q. How can you tell if there is elephant in bed with you?

A. You can smell the peanuts on his breath.

PU \\//_

hope your hunting in alabama. the tuscaloosa.

I only duck down when somebody is shooting at me.

Three men walk into a bar…..

The forth ducks……………………………………

I knew they were having a Groucho festival on campus. How’d it get on my monitor?

You can check out, but you can never leave.

Follow Cosmo’s pink Desoto

It’s ok if the comic is a stinker, the comments are better here anyway . .

The elephant-pajamas quote is from Animal Crackers (1930) (so is the Tuscaloosa).

“Ya can’t get there from here… ya gotta go someplace else first.”

“Take a right at the light, keep goin’ straight till night, and then boy you’re on your own.” (Bruce Springsteen, “Blinded by the Light”)

“Take a right at the light. Go past the trailer parks. Stand naked, singin’ in the blazin’ sunlight o’ liberty. Ya gotta sing… ya gotta sing…” (Mojo Nixon, “This Land is Your Land”)

Big chief: I think it’s from Groucho.

Evidently, you don’t.