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This may be long but itâs worth it.
From Mark Twain: âthe Story of the old Ramâ
⌠and he lit on old Miss Jeffersonâs head, poor old filly. She was a good soulâhad a glass eye and used to lend it to old Miss Wagner, that hadnât any, to receive company in; it warnât big enough, and when Miss Wagner warnât noticing, it would get twisted around in the socket, and look up, maybe, or out to one side, and every which way, while tâ other one was looking as straight ahead as a spy-glass.
âGrown people didnât mind it, but it most always made the children cry, it was so sort of scary. She tried packing it in raw cotton, but it wouldnât work, somehowâthe cotton would get loose and stick out and look so kind of awful that the children couldnât stand it no way. She was always dropping it out, and turning up her old dead-light on the company empty, and making them oncomfortable, becuz she never could tell when it hopped out, being blind on that side, you see. So somebody would have to hunch her and say, âYour game eye has fetched loose. Miss Wagner dearââ and then all of them would have to sit and wait till she jammed it in againâwrong side before, as a general thing, and green as a birdâs egg, being a bashful cretur and easy sot back before company. But being wrong side before warnât much difference, anyway; becuz her own eye was sky- blue and the glass one was yaller on the front side, so whichever way she turned it it didnât match nohow.
There is an attractive actress in a major rĂ´le on primetime TV who appears to have a glass eye (or at any rate one that looks unusual and doesnât match the other). And I know someone in Real Life who has oneâŚ.
But, as for this guy: buzz off, freak, before I bust it for you!
Sisyphos said, about 7 hours agoâŚ.There is an attractive actress in a major rĂ´le on primetime TV who appears to have a glass eyeâŚâŚ..
Bet youâre thinking Sandy Duncan⌠always played (and was) the cute strawberry blond girl-next-door⌠did a few movies, had her own show, and did bits on Tonight and Laugh-in etc⌠have no idea what sheâs doing now⌠think it was eye cancer⌠at first her eye tracked the good one, later not so muchâŚâŚ.
Margueritem⌠I donât think todayâs FA grossed me out until you mentioned Monaâs toes. The thought of having to suddenly choose between the two in order to spare the life of my hamster, Homie, made me throw up in my mouth a little.
grapfhics⌠thanks for the Mark Twain. The world needs a little more daily philosophy in the Twain-vein⌠puts things into perspective.
Therefore, I have uploaded the trailer for this cheesy film. EnjoyâŚ.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0B8fRiWBgk
Stay tuned, âcause I know I have a âMonster From Green Hellâ trailer around here somewhere.
(PS: Please note that his is not my normal YouTube channel. This is the one that I reserve for videos containing content which might get taken down due to a copyright complaint. If you want to see my ârealâ YouTube channel, get on there and search for âformerlyflightsuitâ)
Letâs see, Teresa wears a patch over her left eye; Creepy Dudeâs glass eye appears to be on which side? Coincidence? I smell a plea for acceptance; a cry for help; a prayer for tolerance.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Iâd rather suck Monaâs toes!
judyparka almost 15 years ago
And I thought the Fusco Brothers had bad pick-up lines!
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
Women be warned, thereâs a creep, leching about! Do be sure and keep an eye out for him.
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
bleeep itâŚthere goes MY best pick-up line.
grapfhics almost 15 years ago
This may be long but itâs worth it. From Mark Twain: âthe Story of the old Ramâ ⌠and he lit on old Miss Jeffersonâs head, poor old filly. She was a good soulâhad a glass eye and used to lend it to old Miss Wagner, that hadnât any, to receive company in; it warnât big enough, and when Miss Wagner warnât noticing, it would get twisted around in the socket, and look up, maybe, or out to one side, and every which way, while tâ other one was looking as straight ahead as a spy-glass. âGrown people didnât mind it, but it most always made the children cry, it was so sort of scary. She tried packing it in raw cotton, but it wouldnât work, somehowâthe cotton would get loose and stick out and look so kind of awful that the children couldnât stand it no way. She was always dropping it out, and turning up her old dead-light on the company empty, and making them oncomfortable, becuz she never could tell when it hopped out, being blind on that side, you see. So somebody would have to hunch her and say, âYour game eye has fetched loose. Miss Wagner dearââ and then all of them would have to sit and wait till she jammed it in againâwrong side before, as a general thing, and green as a birdâs egg, being a bashful cretur and easy sot back before company. But being wrong side before warnât much difference, anyway; becuz her own eye was sky- blue and the glass one was yaller on the front side, so whichever way she turned it it didnât match nohow.
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
Canât believe they bleeped a word that also means âto knit!â
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
There is an attractive actress in a major rĂ´le on primetime TV who appears to have a glass eye (or at any rate one that looks unusual and doesnât match the other). And I know someone in Real Life who has oneâŚ.
But, as for this guy: buzz off, freak, before I bust it for you!
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Love Twain, grapfhics.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
grapfhics. I answered you on âArgyle Sweaterâ yesterday.
luezer almost 15 years ago
Itâs time to bring back fishnet stockings.
whaletail almost 15 years ago
Check the Frog Blog. Thereâs some on todayâs Fishnet Friday.
grapfhics almost 15 years ago
Margueritem, thanks, I saw your answer. King Alfreds they are. I have no idea what will come up this spring. Just starting to see the tips.
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
Gweedo ^ Huh?
coltish1 almost 15 years ago
Hey, Gweedo! A Frank Zappa reference! Youâre my hero today and evermore.
Caress me, Aunt Jemima!
Fred Kuechenmeister almost 15 years ago
Sisyphos said, about 7 hours agoâŚ.There is an attractive actress in a major rĂ´le on primetime TV who appears to have a glass eyeâŚâŚ..
Bet youâre thinking Sandy Duncan⌠always played (and was) the cute strawberry blond girl-next-door⌠did a few movies, had her own show, and did bits on Tonight and Laugh-in etc⌠have no idea what sheâs doing now⌠think it was eye cancer⌠at first her eye tracked the good one, later not so muchâŚâŚ.
Plods with ...⢠almost 15 years ago
Did anyone else think this guy has spent a lot of time on a square backed horse?
madbristowart almost 15 years ago
Margueritem⌠I donât think todayâs FA grossed me out until you mentioned Monaâs toes. The thought of having to suddenly choose between the two in order to spare the life of my hamster, Homie, made me throw up in my mouth a little.
grapfhics⌠thanks for the Mark Twain. The world needs a little more daily philosophy in the Twain-vein⌠puts things into perspective.
madbristowart almost 15 years ago
Fishnet Friday makes me happy. Oh no! FA nipple again!
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
No, TruckDriverFritz, not Sandy Duncan (though you are right about her having a glass eye); Iâm referring to someone currentâŚ.
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
That egg already looks fertilized to me - I think those spoons are âŚno, barking up the wrong tree doesnât really fit here, does it?
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
New Dick Tracy is up. Why no new Frog Applause?
Well I was saving this for tomorrowâs installment, but Iâm gonna go ahead and post it now. I reserve the right to re-post it tomorrow:
Teresa recently made the mistake of giving me positive reinforcement for my monster movie-related comments and links.
And she recently introduced yâall to the Cookie Monster on Crack:
http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/03/creature-from-haunted-sea-1961.html
Therefore, I have uploaded the trailer for this cheesy film. EnjoyâŚ.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0B8fRiWBgk
Stay tuned, âcause I know I have a âMonster From Green Hellâ trailer around here somewhere.
(PS: Please note that his is not my normal YouTube channel. This is the one that I reserve for videos containing content which might get taken down due to a copyright complaint. If you want to see my ârealâ YouTube channel, get on there and search for âformerlyflightsuitâ)
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
That was my crack!
grapfhics almost 15 years ago
Must be ill, trying cure- http://www.sheaff-ephemera.com/list/gaslightalbum/daysague_tonic.html#previous-photo
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
Grapfhics, your linky no worky! I finded the image though, âcause I are an excellent Web sleuth. Try this link:
http://www.sheaff-ephemera.com/_Media/daysague150-2.jpeg
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
Sisyphos, you must learn to play nicely with the other children and share your crack!
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
Saturday FAâs up!
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Letâs see, Teresa wears a patch over her left eye; Creepy Dudeâs glass eye appears to be on which side? Coincidence? I smell a plea for acceptance; a cry for help; a prayer for tolerance.