Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2014

Well, Goat, you were close on Rat’s scheme.

careful Rat, you might become a basket case just like Pastis

Goat why did you ask ? This is Rat you are dealing with !

Actually, it was Maxwell Smart that used them to get rid of annoying people.

really not a bad idea. Maybe Stephen’s wife will put one in the basket…..

Look, Goat’s doing poosh-ups!

Ejector seats for annoying guys?Right…. Hoist by your own petard, Rat.

POOSH! Bye-bye, Rat!

Does Guard Duck have a pilot’s license?

I WANT ONE!

you better watch your back Pig

up up and away!….Fly me to the Moon…

We’ll never forget you Goose… oops, I mean Goat…

The bouncer’s union isn’t gonna like that development

I’d like a bar chair (one with a back) that swivels back to it’s original position. Too many times people find it necessary to turn their chair so the back is in my ribs. Seems as though they’re incapable of turning their head to talk to the person next to them. When I politely ask them to remove their chair from my ribs, I get the stink eye.

Sadly, it would take far too long to install one of those in every bicycle seat in town.

Good thing Rat didn’t see bombers up close…

That was actually a part of my job. A Navy Pilot ejected in one I did the final inspection on in 1984. USN 65-95

Must be an ACES II bar stool.

Martin Baker or Escapac in my day!

Where can I get one???

xxx

Apparently the designers for “Goldfinger” put a real ejector seat in a real Aston-Martin. It was too dangerous to use!

Don’t give him any new ideas, Goat!

It’s a shock that Rat hasn’t been ejected every time he sits down.

T