FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 28, 2010

No, you’re not, Andy. Learn to read a room!

I had to do without coffee this morning and it was not a pretty picture!

This has got to be ‘grounds’ for divorce!! Give the man some coffee!!!!

I read this as I sit here with my extra bold Green Mountain coffee, Newman’s Own Organic. I feel for Roger. It’s not addiction, it’s a morning routine.

(I can say that because I drink only one cup a day … extra bold would wire me otherwise).

Roger, leave early and stop at the store on the way and GET COFFEE!

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How else can one begin the daily grind without the steaming extract of those famous beans?

“all sanity is lost.”

I repeat, I know exactly what he’s going thru. What, me addicted?

Clueless at The Breakfast Table. Yeah, Tom and Meg are old enough for the roles now.

Get her on mocha, Roger. Women and chocolate. She’ll race you to the coffee maker.

My god give the man some coffee already.

Same here

No Andy, he’s not……HE NEEDS COFFEE!!!! I’m the same way until I have a cup or two of java.

Good one Freeholder1! Concur! A hilarious Non-Sequiter comic during the big flap about letting women play in the Master’s Tournament had these two officials for the tournament talking. One official was saying to the other something to the effect of, “Glad we diffused THAT situation!”. Next to the officials was a HUGE sign that read:

WELCOME TO THE MASTERS TOURNAMENT! NO CHOCOLATE ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT!”

dkram - The problem with getting a java on the way to work is that it means that he’d have to ACTUALLY OPEN HIS EYES, FIND HIS CLOTHES & CAR KEYS AND BE ALERT ENOUGH ON THE ROAD TO MAKE IT TO THE CLOSEST 7-11 OR MINI-MART GAS STATION. I just don’t see this happening without the probable 15 car pile-up!

Don’t you just hate people that are chipper and perky first thing in the morning?

^YES

I only have 1 cup of coffee a day. Bottomless, with forever refills. When the coffee pot is empty, I make MORE! In Noreen’s kitchen, you can refill- - -ALL DAY LONG!

My husband speaks to me before I have my coffee, but he knows that I won’t “process” it until my first refill.

I hate hospital coffee- - -it’s got the “mud taste”, but NO punch. Yuck!

and for dinner tonight–tofu casserole!

Boy is she clueless! I used to like Andi, but she is not coming across as very attractive here. Never get inbetween a coffee drinker and their nectar. And never tell a deprived coffee drinker how well they’re doing without it.

I miss the bottomless cup at Big Boy. One pot after another while I try to reason out a day’s sales or convince the wife i can be let out on my own.

Roger’s dreaming he’s chasing coffee beans Pac-Man style.

No, Andy, you’re not right. But keep it up and you’ll find you’ve been left!