Meter made the law, Gram can legally park next to a pro murderer’s van but he still may kill a Gram. Discovered later by the Meter Maid, measured by Milly of the forensics team, Grissom finding centi-pedes on the deck o’ the abandon van and Kate digging old love liters from under the seat while, Of course, she sang in perfect meter.
Love the comments as much as the comics! :-) I remember they tried to teach us the metric system as kids, and I guess they’ve given up because my kids aren’t learning it.
A friend was visiting, and I decided to bake a frozen pizza. While I was adding extra toppings, I asked her to preheat the oven to 230 degrees. She said, “It’ll never cook”, not realizing that my stove is calibrated in Celsius. (Gee! it’s nearly twenty degrees outside today!)
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Not me!!
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Do they oppose printers’ measures?
“Anti em! Anti em!”
wicky almost 15 years ago
I told Wilbur and I told Orvile, and now I’m a-tellin you, “you’ll never get the wheels off the ground”.
rshive almost 15 years ago
Now wait just a metric minute!
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
The president of the lobby is Millie, would you like to metre?
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
Meter made the law, Gram can legally park next to a pro murderer’s van but he still may kill a Gram. Discovered later by the Meter Maid, measured by Milly of the forensics team, Grissom finding centi-pedes on the deck o’ the abandon van and Kate digging old love liters from under the seat while, Of course, she sang in perfect meter.
Dewed almost 15 years ago
and “GOUT”
is what you yell when you want someone to leave
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
You can call me anti-gram.
Good Morning, Lonewolf & LuvH8
lightenup Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Love the comments as much as the comics! :-) I remember they tried to teach us the metric system as kids, and I guess they’ve given up because my kids aren’t learning it.
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Bargrove almost 15 years ago
Absolutely wonderful puns. You all
are real gram crackers. Got any
s’mores jokes??
pawpawbear almost 15 years ago
LMAO
runar almost 15 years ago
A friend was visiting, and I decided to bake a frozen pizza. While I was adding extra toppings, I asked her to preheat the oven to 230 degrees. She said, “It’ll never cook”, not realizing that my stove is calibrated in Celsius. (Gee! it’s nearly twenty degrees outside today!)
Wildmustang1262 almost 15 years ago
Don’t mess with the metric system!
gimmickgenius almost 15 years ago
“Two-point-five-four-centimeter Worm, Two-point-five-four-centimeter Worm… Measuring the Marigold…”
Nope. It’ll never catch on.
lfanterickson almost 15 years ago
william, it was Danny Kaye in Hans Christian Andersen