Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 02, 2014

Ahhh! Winky’s spleen!

Their favorite movie: The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Maybe they should listen to “The Night Santa Went Crazy” By Weird Al.

Grandma got run over by a zomdeer, coming home from our house Christmas eve…

But there is always:  Redolf the rude-nosed reindeer*Had a very naughty nose,And if you ever saw itYou would blush down to your toes.All of the other reindeerTeased till he broke out in hives,They wouldn’t let poor RedolfAnywhere near their reindeer wives!    Then one censored Christmas EveSanta came to say:“Redolf, with your nose so rude,“Won’t you shock this dreadful Prude?”Then all the reindeer tolerated him,And they shouted “Out with Glee!“We don’t think that programme“Should be on Reindeer TV!!”**_____________________________________

Thank goodness we don’t have a picture.

My neighbor answered the door on Hallowe’en night wearing a Santa suit. I should explain, even without the suit, he looks like a traditional Santa – overly large with white hair and full white beard. Anyway, it confused many of the kids.

Well if frosty’s not one of the undead then what is he?

Might as well. Christmas has suffered every other indignity possible.

I am sure everyone who is not living under a rock knows Rudolf was created as a marketing gimmick for Montgomery Wards and the story was distributed as a coloring book for kids..Interesting side note, Rudolf flourished and is still tops on many folk’s minds; Wards not so much…

“Frosty the Zombie” these comments sleigh me.

Ok, I want lyrics to the rest of that song on my desk by tomorrow morning. Gogo!