For a short time, I sold pepper spray in our hardware store. It was in a display near the check out lanes. One afternoon, after hearing a great deal of commotion and screaming at the front of the store, I ran up to discover a doofus woman tried the spray “accidentally” she said, on one of my cashiers!.Fortunately, there was no serious injuries; but, I removed the displays from the register areas and placed them in a secure cabinet..As it is said, “You can’t fix stupid!”…
Steve Bartholomew almost 10 years ago
Enough to drive a wolf to drink.
pouzenc almost 10 years ago
What a grand Parker! Yesterday’s strip (weird outcomes of magical glitches) wasn’t bad either! Huge congrats to the Parker & Hal guys.
Dave Thorby almost 10 years ago
It was Red Riding Hood who said, “Grandma, what a big nose you have.”.
t1warren almost 10 years ago
I guess pepper spray is better than a 45.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
@t1warrenNot if it was a Colt 45 Malt Liquor.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
That pepper spray was it Cajun or Cayenne?
Wren Fahel almost 10 years ago
Re: yesterday
Thanks, y’all! :)
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
She’d have been in big trouble back when he was an endangered species.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
For a short time, I sold pepper spray in our hardware store. It was in a display near the check out lanes. One afternoon, after hearing a great deal of commotion and screaming at the front of the store, I ran up to discover a doofus woman tried the spray “accidentally” she said, on one of my cashiers!.Fortunately, there was no serious injuries; but, I removed the displays from the register areas and placed them in a secure cabinet..As it is said, “You can’t fix stupid!”…