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A View to a Pill
Pee Another Day
WrinkledFinger
This Bed Pan is not Enough
From Uretha with Pain
For Your Bifocals Only
The Daily Existence Daylights
Never Say Funeral Again
Zimmer Frames are Forever
Okay, Okay, I know they are cheesy but done at short notice i am sure someone else can do much better!!!!
since old james participated in ww2, (the original ian fleming character) he WOULD be a candidate for a retirement home by now..
but, a life of booze and cigarettes (he was smoking 70 a day , according to the author), not to mention unprotected sex with countless , questionably unattached females would all probably do old james in before he got age 50, which was almost 40 years ago
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
“Do you expect me to walk?” “No, Mr. Bond… I expect you to DIE! Of old age, curse you!”
runar almost 15 years ago
Instead of Blofeld, Bond found himself constantly at odds with Blohard.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Some Retired Bond titles:
You’re Four-Eyes Only. Doctor, Know What I Got? Custard Royale. Gallstones Are Forever. Oldfinger. Pablum of Solace. Octogenarian Pussy.
ksoskins almost 15 years ago
Since he had no oil source, Bond had to resort to the contents of his bedpan.
HappyChappy almost 15 years ago
Sheik Yerbouti - Insightful and funnier than the origainal caption - you could do this for a living.
HappyChappy almost 15 years ago
More retired Bond titles:
A View to a Pill Pee Another Day WrinkledFinger This Bed Pan is not Enough From Uretha with Pain For Your Bifocals Only The Daily Existence Daylights Never Say Funeral Again Zimmer Frames are Forever
Okay, Okay, I know they are cheesy but done at short notice i am sure someone else can do much better!!!!
Colt9033 almost 15 years ago
You only die a half dozen times…
Yukoneric almost 15 years ago
Nope you all did well. Wonder why he never moved up in numbers, though.
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
Goldenyears Blunder, fall No Doctor!
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
since old james participated in ww2, (the original ian fleming character) he WOULD be a candidate for a retirement home by now.. but, a life of booze and cigarettes (he was smoking 70 a day , according to the author), not to mention unprotected sex with countless , questionably unattached females would all probably do old james in before he got age 50, which was almost 40 years ago
I’m just sayin’……
DocArtie almost 15 years ago
But what a way to go!!
tonytiger29 almost 15 years ago
Metamucil, shaken, not stirred…
mrprongs almost 15 years ago
Latest Bond movie has been put on hold indefinetely.