Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 15, 2014
Transcript:
verne: insofar as trolls like to devour turtles, I should thank you for looking out for my safety. rj: my pleasure. verne: And insofar as you rarely worry about my well-being, I'm wondering...why this sudden display of concern? RJ: After taking a turtle apart, a troll likes to follow it with a raccoon entree. verne: so this has nothing to do with me. rj: no. you're just the gateway snack.
juicebruce about 10 years ago
What no sugar ?
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
That is why Hammy is giving 2-for-1 hugs to the trolls; so he does not become their dessert.
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 10 years ago
Verne should buy some turtle substitute that should solve his troll problem and racoon problem.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
If Verne is really concerned he should just wax his turtle shell with say Turtle Wax.
nosirrom about 10 years ago
Hello, welcome to the troll diner. What will you be having today?I’ll start with turtle soup.For my entree I’ll have the roasted raccoon and a side of opossum fries.And for dessert I’ll have the squirrel short cake.
dzw3030 about 10 years ago
Raccoons, in the wild are no pushover. A Troll better be careful. Maybe stick to turtles & small burrowing rodents. :-)
Cooter Tortugas about 10 years ago
OH! The HUMANITY!