Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 15, 2014
Transcript:
verne: insofar as trolls like to devour turtles, I should thank you for looking out for my safety. rj: my pleasure. verne: And insofar as you rarely worry about my well-being, I'm wondering...why this sudden display of concern? RJ: After taking a turtle apart, a troll likes to follow it with a raccoon entree. verne: so this has nothing to do with me. rj: no. you're just the gateway snack.
Raccoons, in the wild are no pushover. A Troll better be careful. Maybe stick to turtles & small burrowing rodents. :-)