What they don’t know is the call is from a sky diver whose plane is on fire.Back years ago I was holding a car thief at gun point. He was holding a knife to his throat threatening to cut himself if I did not let him leave. I told him that was a bad idea. I said I would have to shoot him if he tried to cut himself. He got this confused look on his face. “Shoot me?? Why?” I said “To protect you from yourself.” He dropped the knife and gave up.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 10 years ago
I would suck at this job too. If they didn’t have a method in mind, I’d offer suggestions.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 10 years ago
Is the person being chased by Disney cameramen?
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Sounds like a business opportunity not to be missed.
Vet Premium Member about 10 years ago
What they don’t know is the call is from a sky diver whose plane is on fire.Back years ago I was holding a car thief at gun point. He was holding a knife to his throat threatening to cut himself if I did not let him leave. I told him that was a bad idea. I said I would have to shoot him if he tried to cut himself. He got this confused look on his face. “Shoot me?? Why?” I said “To protect you from yourself.” He dropped the knife and gave up.
tonymcgurk about 10 years ago
He is a very positive lemming though. And jumping may actually be fun