The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 09, 2014
November 08, 2014
November 10, 2014
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Mr. Veeblefester: Ah, Thornapple - just the man I was looking for! Mr. Veeblefester: Would you be so good as to run to the coffee shop and buy me a cappuccino? Brutus: Sure, Chief! Mr. Veeblefester: Here's enough for you to also buy one for yourself - my treat! Brutus: Thanks, Chief. Will do. Brutus: I'm back! Mr. Veeblefester: Just one cappuccino? Did you drink yours already? Brutus: No - on the way back, I tripped and dropped one. Mr. Veeblefester: That is a shame. Would you hand me mine? Brutus: Oh, this is my cappuccino. Yours was the one I dropped!
ladykat almost 10 years ago
Oh no, Brutus, you don’t understand, it’s always yours that gets dropped.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
He understands very well. But the boss’s low expectations have kept him employed this long.
Jeff0811 almost 10 years ago
“Boss, give me another $6.00 and I will go back and get one for you. For $4.00 on top of that, I will throw in a biscotti.”
danlarios almost 10 years ago
I know an idiot just like him his boss gave him some money to bet when he went to las vegas when he came back I asked him if he won he answered no but his boss did duuh
SHAKENDOWN almost 10 years ago
Amazingly, they were out of cup holders & paper/plastic bags @ his time of purchase.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Finally Brutus you stood up to that old goat! You rock, Mister!