I remember one flight on a puddle jumper; I don’t even remember the cities (probably Chicago and a defunct airport in WI,) just the flight. My mom and I were in the front row. There was a lot of turbulence, but it was fine because I could see the pilots and they were calm. Then the flight attendant closed the door between us and them and I started silently panicking. It felt like my stomach was going up and down 10 feet at a time. I remember literally kissing a chair (I didn’t want to kiss the floor) in the arrivals terminal because we were on terra firma. And people wonder why I hate flying.
Leroy almost 10 years ago
Reminiscent of Airplane!
Leroy almost 10 years ago
I guess that’s a pretty advanced robot, if it needs to use the restroom. Does it have to do a number 2.0?
Baarorso almost 10 years ago
(best Joan Rivers as Dot Matrix from Spaceballs) “He had a problem holding his oil!” ;-D
b.m.razzilla almost 10 years ago
Must have turned off the virgin alarm…
J Short almost 10 years ago
That auto pilot was a real hard-ass.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Time for a data dump.
Carl R almost 10 years ago
Some day you’ll have a car that includes an Auto Pilot.
Bob. almost 10 years ago
Just an oil change.
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
At least it isn’t wearing a parachute.
Leshka almost 10 years ago
I remember one flight on a puddle jumper; I don’t even remember the cities (probably Chicago and a defunct airport in WI,) just the flight. My mom and I were in the front row. There was a lot of turbulence, but it was fine because I could see the pilots and they were calm. Then the flight attendant closed the door between us and them and I started silently panicking. It felt like my stomach was going up and down 10 feet at a time. I remember literally kissing a chair (I didn’t want to kiss the floor) in the arrivals terminal because we were on terra firma. And people wonder why I hate flying.