One day, as a man was listening to Eddie Rabbit’s Greatest Hits, he saw some children playing on his front yard. He said, “Hey, you kids! Stop running with those scissors. Someone could lose a heart tonight.”
Ok, how many of you actually remember seeing a sign worded like this… on a wall… anywhere?.Really now, wasn’t hearing your mom or dad tell you this time and time again enough?
Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
But the rule sure doesn’t apply if you put said scissors on a leash.
Bilan about 10 years ago
The new rule is: Don’t stop running too quickly.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
I’m not sure Lio has a firm grasp of the concept, but his solution is clever. You must admit he’s got a point (or two) there!
Ermine Notyours about 10 years ago
One day, as a man was listening to Eddie Rabbit’s Greatest Hits, he saw some children playing on his front yard. He said, “Hey, you kids! Stop running with those scissors. Someone could lose a heart tonight.”
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Close enough Lio.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 10 years ago
He’s not running with the scissors, he’s taking them for a walk.
mightyfrog about 10 years ago
He walked the dinoScissor…
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
Ok, how many of you actually remember seeing a sign worded like this… on a wall… anywhere?.Really now, wasn’t hearing your mom or dad tell you this time and time again enough?
Deborah Kai about 10 years ago
Lovable, defiant Lio. One must be very specific when choosing the words for a young boy to adhere to.
JP Steve Premium Member about 10 years ago
Putting the scissors on a leash wasn’t difficult. Teaching them to heel on the other hand…
mariraldn about 10 years ago
Beware runnin’ with scissors or any other pointy object. It’s all fun and games until somebody looses an eeeeyyyyyee…..