Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 08, 2014

I get pains every 2 minutes……………… so they are installing new panes? maybe the installers can drive you when it is time

No, Pig, she’s trying to tell you that she needs a ride to the shoe store.

Even Bobby Hill of TV’s “King of the Hill” was confused when his step-grandmother’s water broke. He, being 13, had to drive her himself to the hospital.

Given Pig’s perspicacity, she can’t avoid belaboring the point.

Pig, never get married

More footballs on the way.

I love the advertisement for the new book (Br35eaking S16tephan), but I cannot think of a classy way to tell anyone about it.

Women, you can never understand them. Amiright! High five

Pig’s sister: “No…Pig I’m in labor!”Pig: Well stop working…you are pregnant

The next call: “Can’t, won’t, shouldn’t!” Goat says, “What was that?” and Pig says, “Contractions.”(Stolen from this weeks Prairie Home Companion joke show.)

How can water break? Water just splashes when you drop it.

And she asked Pig to be the one to drive her to the hospital, why? Pig, bless his ultra-naive little heart, isn’t smart enough to drive nor to get a driver’s license….

Pig, never become a father.

Cute!

xxx

honey i think the water bed is leaking – nope my water broke (yep, true story)

Exact same gag in the new Bill Murray movie “St. Vincent.” Funnier there. JNS

Hm.