Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 20, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: The neighorhood watch got one look at those burglars and vamoosed! More for me, I guess! TNT: Hey, Ripster, just a quick reminder... If you take these goons down alone... you'll blow our cover as suburban milquetoasts. Rip Haywire: Good gravy! How do people fight the urge for danger around here? TNT: Date nights at fast-casual restaurants, I believe. And lots of "CSI"
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Suburbanites don’t fight the urge for danger they run from it.
johnrussco about 10 years ago
I don’t fight it but I do avoid it
Chithing Premium Member about 10 years ago
Some urges are better left unfulfilled. Like that CSI one.
ericbrower about 10 years ago
I think Rip has already Ka-blown that illusion when he Ka-blew his old stump onto Finkle’s garage.
Lomax9er7 about 10 years ago
Come folks stop at a Circle-K for a danish.
lecrenb about 10 years ago
Up here it’s midnight runs to Timmy’s for coffee and donuts with the local law enforcement…
DorianKTB about 10 years ago
Is brown-bagging OK in this situation? :-D
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
Hello, everyone……Thank you one and all for your support and prayers! You guys are the best!My home and family are still intact. We’re just patiently waiting for the electricity to come back on. Many poles and trees were blown down. The worst of it was after The Hour of the Eye. But at least I can get back to work and enjoy Rip Haywire during my lunch hour.…Speaking of which……WHAT!? No Game of Thrones!? What is wrong with these people?