Ralph: OK, you're clean! Proceed to gate 7! Have a nice day! Guy: ... Sigh... Ralph: I guess I need to put the tip jar in a more obvious location!
None of the airports I’ve been in have had tip jars.
The jar was empty so the passenger did not bother with getting any travel tips.
Here’s a tip, stop feeling up little old ladies and kids and start looking for real terrorists!
That’s entrapment. You put money in the tip jar and they can arrest you for trying to bribe a government official.
I wonder where Larry David is going to now.
Put the tip jar at the front, before you scan them. You will likely do MUCH better!
“A little spare change too much to ask? We saw you take it out of your pocket before the metal detector.”
Put some of your own money in the jar. Then people will feel guilty for not tipping if they think others did.
That’s what bartenders do.
June 19, 2015
therese_callahan2002 over 9 years ago
None of the airports I’ve been in have had tip jars.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
The jar was empty so the passenger did not bother with getting any travel tips.
Space_cat over 9 years ago
Here’s a tip, stop feeling up little old ladies and kids and start looking for real terrorists!
shamino over 9 years ago
That’s entrapment. You put money in the tip jar and they can arrest you for trying to bribe a government official.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 9 years ago
I wonder where Larry David is going to now.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Put the tip jar at the front, before you scan them. You will likely do MUCH better!
Mad Sci over 9 years ago
“A little spare change too much to ask? We saw you take it out of your pocket before the metal detector.”
kleanerz over 9 years ago
Put some of your own money in the jar. Then people will feel guilty for not tipping if they think others did.
rphbeta over 9 years ago
That’s what bartenders do.