Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 31, 2014

I remember wax lips. You wear them for 5 seconds of ‘fun’, chew them for 3 seconds of flavor, then… ‘wait I’m chewing a ball of wax!?’

yeaah, I never knew a fellow kid who would eat the wax black mustaches or red lips and after consuming the sickeningly sweet colored syrups, no kid I ever knew would eat that wax bottle that contained it (they used to come in little six packs)

There were red lips, moustaches, and those crazy buck teeth. We weren’t allowed chewing gum, so it we got any of those things – I think you could get them for 2 cents – we would hoard them and snap of pieces to chew. Done carefully, they would last until summer.

Wax Mustache: “Pay the rent!”Wax Lips: “I can’t pay the rent!”Wax Buck Teeth: “Duh, I’ll pay the rent!”

Give Katy the wax lips because she really needs it.

Much better were the wax “harmonicas”. You could blow them like a cheap whistle and chew portions of them like gum. Couldn’t blow bubbles though.

Happy Halloween!

What I personally have never understand is how somebody can like to eat licorice strings.

Boo! Still Hallowe’en here. Pumpkin carved and glowing!