Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 07, 2010

I see this ending with Danae, a bathtub and a toaster…

Fluffy pony! XD

How will Kate and Lucy retaliate?

Look, it’s a lion!

Let’s see what Cap’n Eddie’s cat looks like with the Danae electro-perm.

@AKHenderson: No doubt the cap’n will have a tall tale to tell about that!

The only problem with this story line is that static electricity is a problem on cold, dry days, not rainy days.

And I’m not lion

Wait until she tries it with Victoria …

What does her tail look like?

A petulant child, she will end up a spinster.

looks like the afro is back in style …!

Rob - that’s what makes Danae the queen!

I don’t see it happening. You do not get static electricity when it is raining. Impossible……it don’t happen.

I believe if you consult “Cartoon Physics” Vol 3 Chap 4, you will find that anything is possible in comics.

rob, guess you never slid off the vinyl seat of a car in florida. touch the door and ZAP! this does have it’s draw backs. don’t brace yourself on a wall with your hand over a light switch. it’ll drop you to the floor. who’ laughing now?

I know static electricity in a heated house in Wisconsin on a rainy day is very unpleasant. A heated house lowers humidity, and from my experience, it’s a lot more of an electrical jolt than making hair stand up, or maybe not because the jolt might bring the hair follicles to attention.

Long live the Queen!.

One only has static in a dry and low humidity environment.

Nice, Lion’s mane effect. Did that take long to draw?

This queen’s reign storm needs some enlightening.

I know it’s ten months early, but this girl will never stay off Santa’s “naughty list”!

@Lewreader, I believe that rule is “Anything is possible in cartoon physics–as long as it’s funny.” See Who Killed Roger Rabbit:

Eddie Valiant: You mean you could’ve taken your hand out of that cuff at any time? Roger Rabbit: No, not at any time, only when it was funny.

Can she static electrocute Ann Coulter so we don’t get the ads?

Danae’s life is all about creating static in one form or another.

NightShade09, would that toaster be plugged in?

This cartoonist is verygood in my opinion. The penmanship is above reproach and the store telling is very funny. KUDOS to the creator of this cartoon.

Where do I sign up Albee?

Good to know that static electricity is impossible on a rainy day. I won’t worry about lightning when it is raining anymore.

Static electricity is possible anytime, depends on materials and friction applied.

freeholder1 said: Can she static electrocute Ann Coulter so we don’t get the ads?

1 wasn’t that what Doc Frankenstein did to start her? 2 and I can’t wait to see how Victoria handles this!

So all those static shocks I got in the Dampness Capital of the World, the Pacific Northwest, were all just phantom shocks. Who knew…

Smaller the Pony , smaller the brain , or just more naive ?

X-D ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa….. I still keep laughing.

pouncingtiger said, about 14 hours ago

How will Kate and Lucy retaliate?

Oh yeah! They will retaliate on Danae sooner! Danae will be next! Wait and see Wink! ;-)

Diana Hoss.

Rainy outside, warm - and dry! - inside, works. If you get a static zap outside in the rain, you may be on the verge of a lightning strike - BAM!

We always put the spacecraft electronics away when the RH gets less than 30%, and start a humidifier or do a sloppy-mop of the floor. Or both. You don’t want that partially damaged zapped junction to finally give up, halfway to Mars!