Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 28, 2014

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I thought heā€™d be making and fitting about 112 thousand artificial drumsticks.

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  over 10 years ago

    ā€œHe was sent to heaven for choking his chicken(s)?ā€.THEIR chicken heaven, to serve the souls of the chickens he killed..Further, it being eternity, heā€™s still making tiny corn sandwiches and will be forever. One chickenā€™s Heaven is another manā€™s Hell.

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    vrsaz  over 10 years ago

    Iā€™ve head of it as ā€œchoking the chickenā€ Is ā€œchoking a legless chickenā€ some kind of code?

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    timrinaldo  over 10 years ago

    Come on, Tonyā€™s havinā€™ a little fun with usā€¦

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    Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 10 years ago

    If he was sentenced to do this for all eternity, then why does Agnes speak in the past tense? He ā€˜madeā€™ sandwiches? Is this that weird, grey-area ā€˜once upon a timeā€™ version of eternity?

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    rshive  over 10 years ago

    Chickens can be hard masters, if you give them the chance.

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    Aaberon  over 10 years ago

    Iā€™m disappointed Susan hasnā€™t gotten back to usā€¦ Could have been really humorous with a bit of her input, too.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Aww Frugalā€¦ I did my supposedly humorous bit up on top.Apparently, it wasnā€™t, very.

    As for weighing in on flagging a comment, either it was gone or you meant J2imā€™s, which didnā€™t seem flaggable to me.

    Yeah, thereā€™s a rude meaning to choking oneā€™s chicken, but I was trying to ignore it, cos it didnā€™t seem as though Tony knows that. ā€¦After all, heā€™s but an innocent lad.

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