O.K. It’s NOT about a Von Tramp this time, in fact the “man” has been positivley idenified as one Winston Ulysses Simerson-Smythe IV. Or as he is known to his old school chums “wuss”.
Romance is in the air, but unfortunately it is needed in the bedroom. Don’t worry honey, I am willing to step in and show you the ins and outs of a good romance.
LordDogmore almost 15 years ago
O.K. It’s NOT about a Von Tramp this time, in fact the “man” has been positivley idenified as one Winston Ulysses Simerson-Smythe IV. Or as he is known to his old school chums “wuss”.
LordDogmore almost 15 years ago
You are correct Gweedo, I was typing without my glasses and misspelled the name. :)
margueritem almost 15 years ago
I do believe you’re right, Gweedo, old chap.
grapfhics almost 15 years ago
They say position is everything.
MorganZ almost 15 years ago
Whose mother warned about the honeymoon? The man’s or the woman’s ?
Colt9033 almost 15 years ago
Afraid to ask what exactly he was doing to cause the crying…
coltish1 almost 15 years ago
I love the rickety pier on which these neophytes stand … a perfect symbol for their future.
Plods with ...™ almost 15 years ago
He missed the chapter on begging. I bet she would have liked that part too.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Romance is in the air, but unfortunately it is needed in the bedroom. Don’t worry honey, I am willing to step in and show you the ins and outs of a good romance.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 15 years ago
..I have triplet boys..they were the only good thing that came out of me screwing up…
runar almost 15 years ago
This reminds me of something Morticia said: “Don’t torture yourself, Gomez - that’s my job.”