Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 14, 2010

English Major?? Looks like he majored at McDonalds.

I hope not at KFC. (might upset the family)

Gotta love this one.

but it was a good swing.

Yes, if he’s Phil Mickelson!

The only thing Cosmo makes contact with is his meals. He never misses one.

Get a thicker bat and try again!

Air pressure alone should have knocked that ball a long way, back to the backstop.

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stick with what you know.

If you put enough English on it, you could end up with a baseball in the corner pocket.

Gocomics needs to spend more money on their web site, hire a consultant on security for instance.They could also do better on presenting their advertising.

Journalism degree here… so THAT’S why I couldn’t hit my way out of a paper bag! (Talent? What’s that got to do with anything?) Fortunately, I can TALK a good game; so I broadcast baseball (as well as football, basketball, softball, volleyball, etc.); one can do that a LOT longer than one can play! ;-)

LEAKYSQUEEKY My undergrad degree was in English and I never worked at McDonald’s or KFC. My first boss taught me how to dig a straight ditch..

Leaky - I love it!

Yukoner - To me, it looked more like a bad golf stroke.

I’m just surprised that Cosmo is actually in a uniform doing something - besides sleeping at his desk and griping at Roz’s Roost.

If English was his subject, then he should be shooting pool.

Well, to me it looks as if it would be a terrible swing for Phil Mickelson, since he’s a southpaw. But congrats to Phil for his Masters win this past weekend. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

wait ‘til next year

you’d think Cosmo would try to eat something with that much mustard on it

@ Susan001

Could be worse. You could be a Baltimore fan. Looks like they are starting their midseason fade at the beginning this year to save time. sigh 1-7

How ‘bout them Astros! A perfect 0-7!

“Keep your eye on the ball” isn’t science.

Where’d they find a uniform that big?