Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 17, 2010

Don’t she know that all buzzards are bald?

One person’s idea of beauty, is another’s disgust or nausea.

Yes, but that doesn’t make both of their ideas equally valid.

He’s got some serious eyebrows going there instead.

If you’re going bald then let your eyebrows grow long and comb them back.

LMAO&O&O&O&O&O! Good one Yukoner.

You know, Roz is the one who needs the toupee more.

Yukoner, I seem to recall a comic on The Ed Sullivan Show who used that same joke.

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As one who has a ‘beautiful head of skin’, I salute you, Biz.

If Ya got-it , flaunt-it !

Hmmmph, I resemble that remark!

That combing the eyebrow trick was once used by Wally in the Dilbert strip.. but he was competing with a guy who did the same thing with his ear hair !

he’s sittin at roz’s isn’t he? duh.

Somebody once said the good Lord made only so many perfect heads… the rest he covered with hair…

Maybe that’s why my hair is still so thick… ugly head!

If only he hadn’t used them to feather his nest when he was younger.

Maybe, He don’t want to go to the trouble and tape to stick one on.

@ puddleglum1066,

I’ve heard that before.

One of my sisters had a Bible quote about what happens to people who mock the bald. I can’t remember where it was, but it was funny.

Why get a rug? Lanoleum is easier to keep clean.

Maizing,

I think the Bible verse your sister’s referring to is in 2Kings 2:23b - …there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up thou bald head.

Pat

Thank you PatPiano. You, however, left out the result of the taunting. Which, was that a bear(She bear?) came from the woods and tare(tore) the children.

Some guys use their hormones for growing hair,,

other guys use them for…well…you know…

You can always paint little rabbits on your head. From a distance they look like hairs.