What SOOOOO many women should ask, but fail to, is “Do these 5-inch heels make my butt look big?” The answer is, “They are designed to make your rear end stick out, so yes, they make your latter end look ENORMOUS and like you’re in a perpetual twerk or possibly trying our for some role in the circus.”
The real correct response is “Shut up! Leave me alone! What are you bothering me for? I’ve got important things do. Go talk to you Mother!” That’ll solve it for good.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
So what constitutes big here? And what size do you like?
alondra over 7 years ago
First as a man you never answer that question. You plead the fifth. Second if you do answer, you don’t answer like that or you are dead meat!
dogday Premium Member over 7 years ago
What SOOOOO many women should ask, but fail to, is “Do these 5-inch heels make my butt look big?” The answer is, “They are designed to make your rear end stick out, so yes, they make your latter end look ENORMOUS and like you’re in a perpetual twerk or possibly trying our for some role in the circus.”
well-i-never over 7 years ago
The real correct response is “Shut up! Leave me alone! What are you bothering me for? I’ve got important things do. Go talk to you Mother!” That’ll solve it for good.
Cami Su Buster over 7 years ago
And the stupid cartoonist draws a woman with essentially no butt at all…
comics guy 47 over 7 years ago
Best answer EVER (paraphrases from Dagwood): “I’ve been married way too long to answer a trick question like that, honey”.