Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 24, 2014
October 23, 2014
October 30, 2014
Transcript:
did you know? this week -- boston "city on a hill" "athens of america" "city of champions" "the hub" (as in, "of the universe") boston holds the worldwide municipal record for most self-appointed, self-aggrandizing nickmans that no one outside the city has ever heard of! the boston area has over four million sets of traffic laws, one for each resident driver. bruins hall-of-famer bobby orr had to add an extra "r" to his last name to get bostonians to pronounce it. boston humor! as an elaborate practical joke on hapless visitors, boston outfitted all its bowling alleys with strange, unusable equipment! canada mass boston alabama boston's unique geographic location bestows upon it the culinary inventiveness of canada combined with the racial enlightenment of the deep south! every celebrity is from boston! mark wahlberg? from boston! donnie wahlberg? also from boston! satisfied? bostonians believe life is quite important, because it can serve as a metaphor for sports! dunkin donuts in honor of its home state, the holes in dunkin donuts are called "massholes," and boston's full of 'em!
!['Tom The Dancing Bug' Turns 20: Ruben Bolling's Award-Winning 2017 [Interview]](https://assets.gocomics.com/uploads/blogs/blog_image_large_4068_7479_Tom_The_Dancing_Bug_20th_Anniversary_201706271720.jpg)
Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago
Letâs all go visit the lovely Atlantic Coast resorts of Alabama.
jerbigge over 10 years ago
You forgot Boston Terriers!
puddleglum1066 over 10 years ago
In Bahstahn, they âwash the ca.â
In Indiana, they âwarsh the car.â
In case you ever wondered where those unused Bastahnian rs wentâŠ
steverinoCT over 10 years ago
Comic from a Rhode Islander (Don Bousquet): âHow To Talk Good Like A Rhode Islander Shouldâ: [pic of appliance] âBlendahâ [pic of girl] âBrenderâ
Ollyvah over 10 years ago
I am a life long Mainer, up here in the far north east corner of the country we do use the term masshole regularly, although, it seldom refers to the hole in a donut, and is always related to driving ability or, more accurately, the lack of it.
aamster over 10 years ago
ouch
John Glynn creator over 10 years ago
Boston is full of âem
Catfinder/Dogfinder over 10 years ago
This would be a great first-in-a-series. But I suspect itâs not. If I am wrong about that, please do St. Louis!
louieglutz over 10 years ago
the man obviously prefers his chowder with tomatoes. you just canât talk to people like that.
Catfinder/Dogfinder over 10 years ago
Never mind, I can do it myself, substituting a few words/names.
Catfinder/Dogfinder over 10 years ago
But correctly naming Canada to the immediate north?!
kapock over 10 years ago
Someone had a rough taxi ride in from Logan.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
It wasnât a geography lesson, it was a culinary one.
seablood over 10 years ago
Buffalo calls itself The Queen City. Why? Buffalo calls itself the City of Good Neighborsâ-why? Buffalo calls itself the NICKEL CITYâââbecause of long discontinued, minor coin.Buffalo is âThe lake effect city" Buffaloâs favorite haute cuisine recipe is any other recipe âwith melted cheese on it
hablano over 10 years ago
Jeez, come on! Everyone knows Rhode Island doesnât border on anything but water.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 10 years ago
Weâre more whimsical in my neck of the woods. It used to be called The Valley of Heartsâ Delight. Now, with all of the âSilicon Valleyâ boosterism, itâs called the Valley of Harsh Delights.
nerdhoof over 10 years ago
The states between Massachusetts and Alabama are flyover states, if anyone can find a reason to fly from Boston to Alabama.