“I told God to get a move on with funding my project to go solar. Well to wherever with it. Let them cut off the gas. See how the old fool does with his recruiting when it gets around that now you can go the Hell and hang with all the cool people without sweating. It took 2000 years for him to convert from coal. Now, go get to work on the summer clothing store and the ice cream stands.” .“Oh, and while you’re at it, draw up some new admissions standards. I don’t want this place infested by a bunch of boring, churchy people, just because they don’t have to try so hard anymore.”
Leroy about 10 years ago
“Tell him to go to … well, you know.”
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 10 years ago
Tell him to come pick him up right away, and tell him how awfully sorry I am to have inconvenienced him.
ladykat about 10 years ago
When he!! freezes over!
MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago
“I told God to get a move on with funding my project to go solar. Well to wherever with it. Let them cut off the gas. See how the old fool does with his recruiting when it gets around that now you can go the Hell and hang with all the cool people without sweating. It took 2000 years for him to convert from coal. Now, go get to work on the summer clothing store and the ice cream stands.” .“Oh, and while you’re at it, draw up some new admissions standards. I don’t want this place infested by a bunch of boring, churchy people, just because they don’t have to try so hard anymore.”
scyphi26 about 10 years ago
Seems to be an accurate assessment of the power a gas company has…