Close to Home by John McPherson for November 10, 2014

The infamous One Eyed, One Horned, Purple People Eater.

Sure he can say “OOrkle Klerg na na yeep!”but can he say “Klaatu barada nikto”And where is Marvin Marvin?

When asked his line, “He said it’s eatin’ purple people and it sure is fine;” then “But that’s not the reason that I came to land…” So he’s a flying purple-people eater! ;-)http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/sheb_wooley/the_purple_people_eater.html

I like the joke, that she can’t identify him by sight and wants to hear the voices. :-)

Hope you see this! Left you a message at yesterday’s Speed Bump! :-)

LOL! LOL! Yep, it’s number 3 alright!

I think Mr. Oorkleklerg was my history teacher back in Jr. hi.