Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 24, 2014

THAT’S GOOD ADVICE, PIG!

You should take it.

I wish mine identify rats; like would be so much simpler . . . and cheaper!

I want that GPS

How about an alarm clock that doesn’t go off when it predicts you’re going to have a bad day?

Really need to look for that app – it might prove useful someday.

smartest G.P.S. ever!

Keep this drawing in a safe place.You too, can be a patent troll.With voice recognition and other modern givens of the smartphone world, this is actually possible.

I have a phone app that helps me avoid Rats. It’s called caller ID.

I want one !!!

BUT…if Pig avoided Rat, there would be almost nothing left of this strip!

That’s not a GPS. It is a LPS; Life Positioning System.

sounds like my Chinese horoscope

Today’s background music: “Don’t Bring Me Down” by the Electric Light Orchestra.

So, Pig has finally grown a spine, in the form of his enlightened GPS. Rat may have to find another Main Victim…. Goat comes immediately to mind.

Awesome!

xxx

That would be so useful.

Who is that… Cortana?

No need to say … Recalculating! … here, I’d say.

Sounds like it’s an AIGPS complete with unseen built in camera and microphone. Artificial Intelligence Global Positioning System.